You can find more Thanksgiving jokes here.
As for the hubby and I, we have pardoned the turkey and will be roasting a ham this year. We will roast a concoction of vegetables (yams, potatoes, carrots, etc) in a pan. We will have dressing. If we decide to have something sweet, then we will wander through Carson City looking for ice cream or a pie. I do have some chocolate ice cream in the fridge.
So I think we have all Thanksgiving food groups covered.