“What did one Oyster say to the other Oyster?
If you think that I am any good at jokes, you have got to be kidding. Or else you don’t know me very well. So you tell me what an oyster would say to another oyster. (I am shaking my head like Jake on Two and a half men, singing “men, men, men, men, manly men” and so forth.)
Actually, Gulf oysters are a serious subject if you are immuno-compromised like any one who has a chronic disease. The oysters are delicious, but please don’t eat them raw or undercooked. They have a Vibrio vulnificus bacteria that can cause severe illness and/or death in someone at risk.